I hate it….when you’re looking for something and you space out and forget what you’re looking for while you’re looking for it….ugh!!! >.<
T-this is too adorable!!! I wanna pet elephant shrew!!!!!! XD
You: DAMN TOMATO BASTARD!!!!!!! D<
Stranger: LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT
Stranger: LETS HAVE SOME HOT, STEAMY SEX POR FAVOR
You: FIND A TURTLE OR SOMETHING!!!
Stranger: UNF UNF
You: STAY AWAY FROM ME BASTARD!!!
This is so weird but it made me laugh the entire time!!! XD
Just a little Spamano RP on Omegle~ I’m really bad at RPing so sorry! >w<
Stranger: Ciao, bastardo.
You: romano!! how’d i know it was you~
Stranger: Eh!? Is this that damn tomato bastard!?? *is squished*
You: *pulls out a tomato* sure is~
Stranger: Hmmm…… *takes the tomato and bites into it* Grazie, I guess… bastard.
You: Look what i found under my bed last night!! *pulls out a turtle*
Stranger: ….. CHIGII! Get that away from me!!
You: roma…don’t hurt the turtle… *pouts*
Stranger: I won’t as long as you get the damn thing away from me!!
You: but isn’t he cute…just like you roma!! *sets turtle on top of your head*
Stranger: *shaking* E-Ehh….. g-get it o-off…..
Stranger: *runs into his arms, turtle still on his head*
You: *hugs* it’s okay romano…
Stranger: *shaking* I-I don’t like the goddamn turtles….
You: Aww…but it’s almost as cute as you are…
Stranger: S-Shut up, I’m not cute, you bastard….
You: fine…then the turtle’s waaaay cuter than you~ *smirks*
Stranger: Hey!! No turtle is cuter than me, dammit!
You: so you agree with me, si? *pets the turtle*
Stranger: S-Si…… I g-guess…. *buries head in his chest* Just get this thing off me…
You: *takes the turtle off of your head and puts it on the ground*
Stranger: *looks at it* W-Why is it staring at us like that?? Can’t the stupid thing walk away??
You: hmm…i think it’s jealous of your cuteness. look at those jealousy eyes~
Stranger: I’m cuter than…. even fratello?
You: *smirks* Maaaaayyybe~ *pets your hair*
Stranger: *tenses up* Careful… my curl, dammit..
You: Your…. *grins*
You: *lightly pokes your curl*
Stranger: *twitches slightly in his arms* Dammit! How many times have I- I told you not to pull it!?
Stranger: Or even touch it!!
You: hmm…once? twice? I don’t keep count…
Stranger: *looks up at him, glaring* You bastard….
You: *smiles down at you* cute~
Stranger: Grrrr…. don’t call me cute. *pouts, his lower lip sticking out cutely*
You: I can’t help it, you are!! *tugs your curl*
Stranger: A-Ah! *face flushes red* Don’t touch it, goddamn it!!
You: but your cute face makes me wanna~
Stranger: N-No…. *blushes, looking away*
You: Romano’s a meanie. I’m going to Feli~~
You: *slowly starts to back away*
Stranger: W-What? D-Don’t go to fratello~!
You: *wipes fake tears*
Stranger: *runs after him* Uhh… ok, umm…. ti amo, ok!? I…. I love you, dammit! *looks down, face bright red*
You: Te quiero~ *glomps again*
Stranger: Si, si….. ti amo…..