GAH!!

I hate it….when you’re looking for something and you space out and forget what you’re looking for while you’re looking for it….ugh!!! >.< 

freerobotfrost:

T-this is too adorable!!! I wanna pet elephant shrew!!!!!! XD

Stranger: Hola~

You: DAMN TOMATO BASTARD!!!!!!! D<

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: LET ME LOVE YOU DAMMIT

You: NEVER!!!!

Stranger: YES

Stranger: YOU

Stranger: ME

Stranger: WALL

Stranger: NO

Stranger: ;D;D;D;D;D;D;D

You: NO!!!

Stranger: *NOW

Stranger: SI

You: N-NO!!!!!

Stranger: SI

Stranger: PORFA

Stranger: LETS HAVE SOME HOT, STEAMY SEX POR FAVOR

You: N-NEVER!!!!!

You: FIND A TURTLE OR SOMETHING!!!

Stranger: NO

Stranger: SEX

Stranger: NAO

Stranger: UNF UNF

You: STAY AWAY FROM ME BASTARD!!!

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This is so weird but it made me laugh the entire time!!! XD

Just a little Spamano RP on Omegle~ I’m really bad at RPing so sorry! >w<

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Stranger: Ciao, bastardo.

You: romano!! how’d i know it was you~

You: *glomps*

Stranger: Eh!? Is this that damn tomato bastard!?? *is squished*

You: *pulls out a tomato* sure is~

Stranger: Hmmm…… *takes the tomato and bites into it* Grazie, I guess… bastard.

You: Look what i found under my bed last night!! *pulls out a turtle*

Stranger: ….. CHIGII! Get that away from me!!

You: roma…don’t hurt the turtle… *pouts*

Stranger: I won’t as long as you get the damn thing away from me!!

You: but isn’t he cute…just like you roma!! *sets turtle on top of your head*

Stranger: *shaking* E-Ehh….. g-get it o-off…..

Stranger: *runs into his arms, turtle still on his head*

You: *hugs* it’s okay romano…

Stranger: *shaking* I-I don’t like the goddamn turtles….

You: Aww…but it’s almost as cute as you are…

Stranger: S-Shut up, I’m not cute, you bastard….

You: fine…then the turtle’s waaaay cuter than you~ *smirks*

Stranger: Hey!! No turtle is cuter than me, dammit!

You: so you agree with me, si? *pets the turtle*

Stranger: S-Si…… I g-guess…. *buries head in his chest* Just get this thing off me…

You: *takes the turtle off of your head and puts it on the ground*

Stranger: *looks at it* W-Why is it staring at us like that?? Can’t the stupid thing walk away??

You: hmm…i think it’s jealous of your cuteness. look at those jealousy eyes~

Stranger: I’m cuter than…. even fratello?

You: *smirks* Maaaaayyybe~ *pets your hair*

Stranger: *tenses up* Careful… my curl, dammit..

You: Your…. *grins*

You: *lightly pokes your curl*

Stranger: *twitches slightly in his arms* Dammit! How many times have I- I told you not to pull it!?

Stranger: Or even touch it!!

You: hmm…once? twice? I don’t keep count…

Stranger: *looks up at him, glaring* You bastard….

You: *smiles down at you* cute~

Stranger: Grrrr…. don’t call me cute. *pouts, his lower lip sticking out cutely*

You: I can’t help it, you are!! *tugs your curl*

Stranger: A-Ah! *face flushes red* Don’t touch it, goddamn it!!

You: but your cute face makes me wanna~

Stranger: N-No…. *blushes, looking away*

You: Romano

You: (sorr)

You: Romano’s a meanie. I’m going to Feli~~

You: *slowly starts to back away*

Stranger: W-What? D-Don’t go to fratello~!

You: *wipes fake tears*

Stranger: *runs after him* Uhh… ok, umm…. ti amo, ok!? I…. I love you, dammit! *looks down, face bright red*

You: Te quiero~ *glomps again*

Stranger: Si, si….. ti amo…..